Electric Beast
#109 Inspired by a coin operated horse that runs on profanity.
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#104 Inspired by my therapist's prescription of 4 microaggressions a day.
#103 Inspired by unsubstantiated positivism.
#102 Inspired by all the things you can talk about on a Wednesday.
#101 Inspired by 142 people demanding their weekend back.
#100 Inspired by the word “inspiranoid.”
#99 Inspired by a sticker on a laptop: “I underestimate only to offend.”
#96 Inspired by a book of haikus that transports the reader back to a random moment in his previous life for 7 minutes.
#95 Inspired by a real-life glitch: At 35,000 feet, I opened the restroom door to go back to my seat and the main cabin was completely empty.
#94 Inspired by the only missing word in a crossword puzzle. Across 45. Epitome of rock bottom's basement.
#93 Inspired by a spark of madness and an electric feel.
#92 Inspired by someone fluent in movie quotes.
#90 Inspired by her daylight nightmare.
#84 Inspired by a parallel universe, where karaoke machines play only the vocals of the songs and you have to hum the music.
#79 Inspired by zigzag thinking.
#78 Inspired by beer sprinklers.
#76 Inspired by uncommon sense and pop rocks inside your brain.
#75 Inspired by a sticker: “Make it simple enough so not everybody understands.”
#72 Inspired by the girl inside the jellyfish.
#70 Inspired by the way she ate that hamburger.
#69 Inspired by the way she thinks of colors.
#57 Inspired by my favorite worst nightmare.
#55 Inspired by intellectual deforestation.
#54 Inspired by an unexpected afterthought.
#51 Inspired by a tremendo conundrum.
#50 Inspired by who knows what.
#47 Inspired by chicken wings and Debussy.
#46 Inspired by her pizzazz.
#40 Inspired by a button: "Fall into the unreasonable."
#38 Inspired by fucking bullshit.
#37 Inspired by a sticker on a violin case: “Time to face the music, bitches.”
#34 Inspired by the melting faces I see.
#32 Inspired by charm and deoderant.
#30 Inspired by the shit that happens.
#23 Inspired by a passive-aggressive GIF exchange.
#20 Inspired by my spirit dessert, a twelve-layer dark chocolate cake with salted caramel ganache.
#19 Inspired by Isao Tomita’s Arabesque No. 1.
#13 Inspired by matte black.
#07 Inspired by a meme: "What if I told you that it's ok to smash random buttons in the elevator?"
#04 Inspired by my cousin's comfort zone.
#03 Inspired by a sign at a protest: "I wasn't angry enough to make a better sign."
#02 Inspired by some graffiti: "Killing time is suicide."
#01 Inspired by organized chaos.
